A fortyish woman was naked and jumping up and down on her bed, laughing and singing loudly. Her husband walks into the bedroom and sees her.He watches her for a while and says, "you look so ridiculous!" what on earth do you think you are doing?
She says, "i just had my check up and the doctor says i have breasts of am i 18 yeras old." she starts laughing and jumping again.
He says" yeah...right and what did he say about your 41 years old ass?"
"Your name never came out" she replied.
LOL :P